Yesterday, I got a card in the mail.  I understand that Halloween is near, but this is a bit overboard:

There’s nothing like the grim reaper with an M-16 to instill joy and happiness.  Of course, I also got the monthly installment from my good friend out west:

I’m not sure exactly what this is, but it sure is evidence the sender isn’t quite on the same planet as the rest of us.  And on the back:

Yes, I’m still here.  And, you got your wish: it’s on the web.  Apparently, I’m not the only one getting these strange post cards with the 19th century portraits and ancient solar system mobiles.  To finish up:

There was someone from Planet Earth

Who belonged on another world’s turf

He sent mailings bizarre

To many friends afar

He should’ve been named Krazy at birth