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Fan Mail for the New Year

Matt — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:24:46 +0000

Postmarked from San Francisco this time…

Looks like spring…

Mail arrived from the S.F. Peninsula
Again, the sender’s words were nebular
Even though it came
from The City By The Bay
The disguise’s failure was spectacular

Fan Mail: “Here’s one for the web site”

Matt — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:59:17 +0000

Yesterday, I got a card in the mail. I understand that Halloween is near, but this is a bit overboard:

There’s nothing like the grim reaper with an M-16 to instill joy and happiness. Of course, I also got the monthly installment from my good friend out west:

I’m not sure exactly what this is, but it sure is evidence the sender isn’t quite on the same planet as the rest of us. And on the back:

Yes, I’m still here. And, you got your wish: it’s on the web. Apparently, I’m not the only one getting these strange post cards with the 19th century portraits and ancient solar system mobiles. To finish up:

There was someone from Planet Earth

Who belonged on another world’s turf

He sent mailings bizarre

To many friends afar

He should’ve been named Krazy at birth

Fan Mail: Blah, blah, blah?

Matt — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:33:56 +0000

And the postcard for this month is:

Who are you?

Who is this mystery man? There is no caption on the reverse side, so I hope it’s not someone I’m supposed to know. My guess is that it’s nobody famous, only a picture designed to torment me into wondering just who it is.

Latest Fan Mail Installment

Matt — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:27:32 +0000

I check my mailbox for the first time since school started:

Guilty?

I’m guilty? What did I do? Maybe it’s what I’m going to do…

Even More Fan Mail

Matt — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:10:59 +0000

I go home for the first time in a few months and am greeted by this, which of course came in the mail while I was gone:

I wonder if a certain someone in Seattle is getting any sleep at night. Since I’m doing a bit of traveling this summer, it wouldn’t be much effort to make another trip…

More Fan Mail

Matt — Fri, 08 May 2009 19:35:49 +0000

When I checked my mail again, I got this:

This is the fourth such postcard and I’ve been getting about one a month. Somebody wants attention and I should give it to him in the form of a return prank…

Fan Mail

Matt — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:29:05 +0000

I guess some people really like me. Today, this came in the mail:

You would think someone handling the mail would wonder what this was about.