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Fan Mail for the New Year
Postmarked from San Francisco this time…
Looks like spring…
Mail arrived from the S.F. Peninsula
Again, the sender’s words were nebular
Even though it came
from The City By The Bay
The disguise’s failure was spectacular
Fan Mail: “Here’s one for the web site”
Yesterday, I got a card in the mail. I understand that Halloween is near, but this is a bit overboard:
There’s nothing like the grim reaper with an M-16 to instill joy and happiness. Of course, I also got the monthly installment from my good friend out west:
I’m not sure exactly what this is, but it sure is evidence the sender isn’t quite on the same planet as the rest of us. And on the back:
Yes, I’m still here. And, you got your wish: it’s on the web. Apparently, I’m not the only one getting these strange post cards with the 19th century portraits and ancient solar system mobiles. To finish up:
There was someone from Planet Earth
Who belonged on another world’s turf
He sent mailings bizarre
To many friends afar
He should’ve been named Krazy at birth
Fan Mail: Blah, blah, blah?
And the postcard for this month is:
Who are you?
Who is this mystery man? There is no caption on the reverse side, so I hope it’s not someone I’m supposed to know. My guess is that it’s nobody famous, only a picture designed to torment me into wondering just who it is.
Latest Fan Mail Installment
I check my mailbox for the first time since school started:
Guilty?
I’m guilty? What did I do? Maybe it’s what I’m going to do…
Even More Fan Mail
I go home for the first time in a few months and am greeted by this, which of course came in the mail while I was gone:
I wonder if a certain someone in Seattle is getting any sleep at night. Since I’m doing a bit of traveling this summer, it wouldn’t be much effort to make another trip…
More Fan Mail
When I checked my mail again, I got this:
This is the fourth such postcard and I’ve been getting about one a month. Somebody wants attention and I should give it to him in the form of a return prank…
Fan Mail
I guess some people really like me. Today, this came in the mail:
You would think someone handling the mail would wonder what this was about.
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